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Melissa
17 October 2008 @ 10:04 pm
Kahla's got game... today we had a locker cleanout, and the bitch (quite literally) had rats in her locker! RATS!!! That's so gross! The teachers had to come through today with mouse traps and stuff like that... it was so awesome, yet so nasty that she actually had them in her locker. Yuck!

At lunch, we (well, my friends) got in line and purchased lunch. The prices are ridiculous -- $1.75 for that slop they call 'food'. Puh-lease! Oh, wait, I guess I haven't given the rundown on my schedule yet.

1st hour: Drama/Art (I take art after January)
2nd hour: English
3rd hour: Geography
4th hour: Band
Between 4th and 5th hour: A Lunch
5th hour: Science
6th hour: Math
7th hour: Gym

So, there you have it. Anyways, the food looked disgusting as usual. My friend, Anna, took a bite of the hamburger and then immediately gagged on it. She grabbed her iced tea and chugged it before she gave us a repulsed look and yelled, "What?! It tastes positively nasty!" Man, am I lucky I either bring my lunch every day or purchase better snacks in the student lounge (they have pop, candy, and chip machines there).

Mm-hm. Oh, and I changed my journal layout again. MWAHAHA.

Kuzi and I got our STD assigned today in health. We got syphilis... which is weird, considering another group of two got AIDS, and Kuzi was all like, "Oh, their project will be a piece of cake."

Anyways. My location? I'm typing on my laptop. My parents dragged my brother and I on the train because they need to go to Paris this weekend for some big meeting. I was trying to talk my mother out of it, saying that we wouldn't be back in time to go back to school, but she blew school off. That's the first time I've ever heard her discourage us going to school.

Well, this means one thing: I get to see a few of my Internet buddies! We're riding the train out to an airport, and from there to France, and then MORE TRAINAGE!! >:3 Oh yeah, I am going to have so much fun. I'm just being sarcastic.

I'm going to rant about drama. First of all, I hate Mr. Haxer. He didn't post the cast list for A Miracle Worker (the play I’d been auditioning for) until after school, so I had to wait all day. Ms. Young always posted the cast lists before school so you could see the results right away. I had to start the day by bringing my note (excusing me because I was going to France) to the office. When I handed it to the secretary, my stomach was busy tying itself into a knot. 

The last bell finally rang, and I thought I'd die before I got to the drama room. A crowd was already pressing against the door where the list was posted. Ayanna Bixby was squealing like a pig. I squeezed in. Ayanna got the part of Anne (the one I'd auditioned for); Rosa got the part of Helen Keller. I was on the bottom of the list...as one of the blind girls. Rosa and Ayanna — both eighth-graders — were jumping up and down. They hugged each other and squealed.

Geez.

Kuzi and I have decided that next Friday, we're gonna go check out the old, abandoned house across the street. She thinks it's haunted, but I, personally, think it's capital B.S. Everyone except me has heard the Moonlight sonata coming from that house... it's pretty stupid.

Well, bye until next time!
 
 
location //: On a train
feeling //: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
music //: scarlet - BRACE;d
 
 
Melissa
16 September 2008 @ 03:49 pm
Lol, I've been helping a friend with her site lately. And it's biiiiig. So I was working on it all this time. :D

So anyways, I still hate band, only today it just got ten times worse. We left for the track at about 11:35, right? Okay, when we get out there, it takes us 5 minutes to get our lines and stuff organized, and the percussion start the song off. About halfway through, that whore student teacher stops the whole fucking band to point out how one trombone isn't holding her instrument at EXACTLY THE FUCKING RIGHT ANGLE. Calm the shit down, at least she's holding it up, unlike this kid in the back who keeps blowing his trombone in our (the front row of clarinets) faces.

To top it all off, when we have about a quarter of the track left to march around, she stops us AGAIN, this time to show the whole world how a trumpet in the second row of the band is too tired to hold her horn over the person in front's head. Chill, lady, the guy's practically six feet tall, and she's, what, 4'6"? Jesus.

At one point, the wench tries to line the whole freaking band up PERFECTLY. She comes through, and I'm walking about an inch in front of the right-most person. She grabs me by the collar of the shirt until I line up with the girl, and says "You're not lined up right. Line up." How the shit am I supposed to do that if I'm not allowed to move my eyeballs? You whore.

The school lunches are still nasty. They taste like a mixture of horse meat and rat testicles. Not that I would know what that tastes like, rofl. My friend ordered some milk from the school today and she checked the expiration date on the package because she said it "tasted so gross". Guess what?
 
 
THE FUCKING EXPIRATION DATE WAS AUGUST 26. Of this year.

Do they sell this bullshit at every school or what?
 
 
feeling //: crappy
 
 
Melissa
12 September 2008 @ 06:43 pm
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, INNER MELISSA. Two entries in one day? Holy crap, I'm loaded.

Anyways, like I said earlier, I hate the damn school lunches. I'd much rather eat a possum with rabies than the "food" they serve at my school. It's sickening; half of the crap they give out to students isn't even half-cooked, and the hamburgers are always raw and shit. It's gross, I tell you!

And the fucking chocolate milk there isn't chocolate, either. It's plain old white milk packaged in a "Chocolate Milk -- With 95% More Calcium" carton. Give me a break.

Don't even get me started on their chicken nuggets that they serve every Wednesday or so. My friends all jokingly call them the Chicken Sluggets, although Yoko coined that phrase and she never uses it anymore. They are all gross and they look moldy, and when you take the whatever-the-fuck-it-is off of the nuggets, there's mystery meat inside! Joy!

Seriously. We need a riot or something.

EDIT: Holy shit, I just got a jumbo box of those Dots candy things.
EDIT2: I'll edit this again when I finish fishing out all the red and orange ones.
EDIT3: Done eating, and the journal has a new name: Sakuranbo Kiss! :3 Personally I wasn't a big fan of Musou Uta anyways...
 
 
location //: Home
feeling //: indifferent
music //: Love Destiny
 
 
Melissa
12 September 2008 @ 05:13 pm
Happy now?

Yesterday we took a stupid male reproduction system test. Go me, go me. I failed. No, I didn't! I actually got an 17 out of 21 (yes!) which was at least 11 points higher than what I wanted expected. Let me say something now: I HATE THE FRICKING MALE REPRODUCTION SYSTEM. Not the guys themselves; but what we studied was confusing. Half the time I was like "Huh...?"

The school's lunch is so fucking nasty, I would eat a paper bag before considering eating the slop they call "food". Which is why I bring my lunch every day because I can't stand the maggots they serve and call "rice". (no, they're not maggots... but maggots would be better tasting)

Livejournal is STILL confusing, although I've gotten the hang of posting and things like that. o_o

Oh snap, I forgot my homework at school again... dammit. And they don't let us do our homework in homeroom, either. That's when we read. Fucking idiots, isn't that what homeroom is for?

Also, band is fucking hell. They make us march (that's not so bad) and we've been stuck playing the same song since March of last year. MARCH!! Look, I'm sick of playing that song, can we PLEAAAASE get a new one!? Sadly, no, since we have to play it in the Christmas parade (November 22... honestly, why hold a Christmas parade in November?). We've got this stupid whore student teacher who is ALWAYS FUCKING NAGGING the trombones and stuff. not that I care, because I play clarinet

"Hold your trombone up straight! Yeah, I'm talking to you too, trumpets!"

"You're at attention! You shouldn't be moving!"

"Hey, you! Suck your stomach in! Suck it in more!!"

"Look professional!"

"Look professional, band!"

"HEY YOU! LOOK PROFESSIONAL!!!"

"LOOK PROFESSIONAL NAO R ELS WORLD ENDS!"

Look lady, we're not professional, therefore you should shut the hell up. She is always telling us that we're doing something wrong, like we're out of step or something when we're not. Jesus, maybe I don't want to march with my freaking shoulder blades touching, taking itty-bitty little cheerleader steps because you say our glutes must be tight, and sucking my stomach in so much that my intestines are rubbing against my fucking backbone!

I fucking hate her because she's always, ALWAYS expecting us to look like a band that hasn't been practicing for only about a year. Whore. Just because she teaches college students doesn't mean she can expect that level of skill out of us ninth graders. Fucking retard.

Not like the regular teachers are much better. The assistant director is just as bad, thinking that while marching you can't move your freaking torso, or move your eyeballs, or stay less than 4 steps behind the person in front of you! God! He practically FORCES you to stare at something in front of you! He expects us to stay in line with the person on the right, but how can we do that if we can't move our eyes and LOOK, Sir Fagalot?

I want to quit, but I can't until next year. D: Dammit.

EDIT: Fuck, why does Livejournal have to have so many fricking moods? Jeez! I'm putting in a custom mood set right now, should be up in a few.
EDIT2: Up now! :D
 
 
location //: At the library
feeling //: forgetful
music //: Musou Uta
 
 
 
 

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