Lol, I've been helping a friend with her site lately. And it's biiiiig. So I was working on it all this time. :D

So anyways, I still hate band, only today it just got ten times worse. We left for the track at about 11:35, right? Okay, when we get out there, it takes us 5 minutes to get our lines and stuff organized, and the percussion start the song off. About halfway through, that whore student teacher stops the whole fucking band to point out how one trombone isn't holding her instrument at EXACTLY THE FUCKING RIGHT ANGLE. Calm the shit down, at least she's holding it up, unlike this kid in the back who keeps blowing his trombone in our (the front row of clarinets) faces.

To top it all off, when we have about a quarter of the track left to march around, she stops us AGAIN, this time to show the whole world how a trumpet in the second row of the band is too tired to hold her horn over the person in front's head. Chill, lady, the guy's practically six feet tall, and she's, what, 4'6"? Jesus.

At one point, the wench tries to line the whole freaking band up PERFECTLY. She comes through, and I'm walking about an inch in front of the right-most person. She grabs me by the collar of the shirt until I line up with the girl, and says "You're not lined up right. Line up." How the shit am I supposed to do that if I'm not allowed to move my eyeballs? You whore.

The school lunches are still nasty. They taste like a mixture of horse meat and rat testicles. Not that I would know what that tastes like, rofl. My friend ordered some milk from the school today and she checked the expiration date on the package because she said it "tasted so gross". Guess what?
 

 

THE FUCKING EXPIRATION DATE WAS AUGUST 26. Of this year.

Do they sell this bullshit at every school or what?