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Melissa
17 October 2008 @ 10:04 pm
Kahla's got game... today we had a locker cleanout, and the bitch (quite literally) had rats in her locker! RATS!!! That's so gross! The teachers had to come through today with mouse traps and stuff like that... it was so awesome, yet so nasty that she actually had them in her locker. Yuck!

At lunch, we (well, my friends) got in line and purchased lunch. The prices are ridiculous -- $1.75 for that slop they call 'food'. Puh-lease! Oh, wait, I guess I haven't given the rundown on my schedule yet.

1st hour: Drama/Art (I take art after January)
2nd hour: English
3rd hour: Geography
4th hour: Band
Between 4th and 5th hour: A Lunch
5th hour: Science
6th hour: Math
7th hour: Gym

So, there you have it. Anyways, the food looked disgusting as usual. My friend, Anna, took a bite of the hamburger and then immediately gagged on it. She grabbed her iced tea and chugged it before she gave us a repulsed look and yelled, "What?! It tastes positively nasty!" Man, am I lucky I either bring my lunch every day or purchase better snacks in the student lounge (they have pop, candy, and chip machines there).

Mm-hm. Oh, and I changed my journal layout again. MWAHAHA.

Kuzi and I got our STD assigned today in health. We got syphilis... which is weird, considering another group of two got AIDS, and Kuzi was all like, "Oh, their project will be a piece of cake."

Anyways. My location? I'm typing on my laptop. My parents dragged my brother and I on the train because they need to go to Paris this weekend for some big meeting. I was trying to talk my mother out of it, saying that we wouldn't be back in time to go back to school, but she blew school off. That's the first time I've ever heard her discourage us going to school.

Well, this means one thing: I get to see a few of my Internet buddies! We're riding the train out to an airport, and from there to France, and then MORE TRAINAGE!! >:3 Oh yeah, I am going to have so much fun. I'm just being sarcastic.

I'm going to rant about drama. First of all, I hate Mr. Haxer. He didn't post the cast list for A Miracle Worker (the play I’d been auditioning for) until after school, so I had to wait all day. Ms. Young always posted the cast lists before school so you could see the results right away. I had to start the day by bringing my note (excusing me because I was going to France) to the office. When I handed it to the secretary, my stomach was busy tying itself into a knot. 

The last bell finally rang, and I thought I'd die before I got to the drama room. A crowd was already pressing against the door where the list was posted. Ayanna Bixby was squealing like a pig. I squeezed in. Ayanna got the part of Anne (the one I'd auditioned for); Rosa got the part of Helen Keller. I was on the bottom of the list...as one of the blind girls. Rosa and Ayanna — both eighth-graders — were jumping up and down. They hugged each other and squealed.

Geez.

Kuzi and I have decided that next Friday, we're gonna go check out the old, abandoned house across the street. She thinks it's haunted, but I, personally, think it's capital B.S. Everyone except me has heard the Moonlight sonata coming from that house... it's pretty stupid.

Well, bye until next time!
 
 
location //: On a train
feeling //: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
music //: scarlet - BRACE;d
 
 
Melissa
16 October 2008 @ 04:22 pm
Yup, we got busted. Not by the fat girl, but by her equally lard-ass mum. She chased us down the street (wow, I didn't know fat people could run that fast) screaming at us. Oh well, at least we got our work done. Now her treehouse reads "Melissa, Kaze, and Jess were here" in neon pink, yellow, and orange.

Today I finished reading my books. (We have this list of 24 books that we have to read to get rewards, you have to read 20 to actually get anything.) The librarian gave me this paper sack full of candy! I was all like "SWEET!" and ran over to a table to eat some of it. I pulled out this huge Twizzler (I haven't eaten the cherry kind in a million years!) and ate it, so I was on a sugar rush all. Freaking. Day. On the bus, I ate some more candy, so I was pretty damn hyper by the time I got home. Thus, my mood became "hyper".

Jessica loves Pixie Stix. I don't know why, I think she likes to snort them or something. o.o So any aformentioned Stix I didn't eat, she took them and "disposed of them". Who knows what she did with them?

Health today? We started our big STD brochure project. On Monday, we're going to the library to study a disease assigned to us. Since Jess has first hour health and I have seventh hour, Kaze and I are working together on this project. Oh, and we're supposed to look up a career that we want and find out what they make in a year, plus the colleges they go to and what the outlook for that career is.

That fat bitch? It turns out that she's in all of my classes. ALL OF THEM. Including computers. And in EVERY class, she gets the seat next to me. Since I sit in the back, alone (unless Kaze or Jess is in that class as well), it's pretty horrible. Her butt hangs off both sides of the seat, and... well you get it, it's repulsive. And she stinks! Seems like she's never used deodorant before in her life!
 
In math she always copies off my paper, as if she's too stupid to think for herself. Oh, her name's Kahla or something. Yesterday we took a test, so I put my folder up so she couldn't see, and Kaze and Jess followed suit. She failed the test, and I heard Kaze tell Jess, "I bet if Melissa hadn't told us to cover our tests, then she would've gotten a better grade!"

Dumbass Kahla.

Her only friends are a few other fatass chicks, plus a few of the cheerleading girls. She only ever talks to me when she's giving "orders" or commenting on how gay anime and manga is. (I draw Ouran characters all the time... remember the Tamaki Shoopdawoop in my first Live entry?) And to top that off, I carry my manga around all the time. I hate it.

We also share lockers in my high school, and since I share mine with a fellow otaku, I have no worries. However, I should be creeped out by this Kahla chick... just yesterday, I heard her telling her cheerleader friends that she was bi, and they all cheered. What the fuck? She just told you she was bi, and the most you can do is cheer? Some friends you guys are!

Well, that's all for now. Bye, I guess.
 
 
location //: At home.
feeling //: dude, I am so loaded on sugar
music //: Vampire - Janne da Arc
 
 
Melissa
15 October 2008 @ 02:23 pm

I'm so sorry for neglecting my Live lately. I've been really busy trying to draw and ink a 25-page manga before October 18, so that's been holding me up. A lot. ><

A loooooong time ago, on October 4 at 9AM, I had to go to school. I know, you're like "WTF". We had to go march in a parade at some fuckin' neo college campus or something. Every other band looked and sounded much better than we did. The parade barely lasted 20 minutes, but we were stuck there from 10AM to 1PM. WTF. I was also the only bass drum that showed, which pissed the band instructor off big-time. Especially since we need at least 3 to play the song.

So anyways, lately in gym... we've been studying teen pregnancy lately. Yup, that's right -- TEEN-FUCKING-PREGNANCY. Who says I need that shit, we're barely even teens anymore! Dumbass. Oh, and this new fat chick moved in next door. I've been spying on her, and tonight, my best friend and I are gonna go spray paint her treehouse... nyeh heh heh...

I finally finished the Harry Potter series. That's funny, isn't it? I read the seventh book waaaaay before I even started the sixth, and yet I knew Snape killed Dumbledore from the very beginning. Okay, let me tell you how. I was with Kaze (the aformentioned friend who vomited in the hallway) at one in the fucking morning, waiting for the stores to open so she could get the newest (sixth) Harry Potter book. All of a sudden, right before the store opened, this guy drives by and yells "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" I died laughing and my friend chases after the guy's van yelling "You bastard!"

Yup, pretty damn un-epic.

I got another theme change because this pink one was annoying the shit out of me. So, I picked a prettyful one with a magical quill! HOMG, more Harry Potter references?! I actually like this one, though... I think I might keep it for a while...

My neighbor's dog bit me. AGAIN. Okay, the story: back in January, my neighbor's pit bull bit me for no reason, and I had to get surgery because it turns out the little fucking bitch did something to my wrist. Well, this time my wrist got all puffy, so I have to type with a bag of ice on my wrist. It's irritating.

Oh well, I'm going to go get myself into more shit by spray painting tonight... whatever, I got nothing else to do except play my Ouran video game, which I really don't want to do again, so why not go help Kaze and Jessica with whatever evil they're gonna commit? EXACTLY.

Bye until next entry! whenever that is Tomorrow, I'll post and tell you how our graffiti job went!

 
 
feeling //: mischievous
music //: Imouto Wasurecha Oshioki yo
 
 
Melissa
16 September 2008 @ 03:49 pm
Lol, I've been helping a friend with her site lately. And it's biiiiig. So I was working on it all this time. :D

So anyways, I still hate band, only today it just got ten times worse. We left for the track at about 11:35, right? Okay, when we get out there, it takes us 5 minutes to get our lines and stuff organized, and the percussion start the song off. About halfway through, that whore student teacher stops the whole fucking band to point out how one trombone isn't holding her instrument at EXACTLY THE FUCKING RIGHT ANGLE. Calm the shit down, at least she's holding it up, unlike this kid in the back who keeps blowing his trombone in our (the front row of clarinets) faces.

To top it all off, when we have about a quarter of the track left to march around, she stops us AGAIN, this time to show the whole world how a trumpet in the second row of the band is too tired to hold her horn over the person in front's head. Chill, lady, the guy's practically six feet tall, and she's, what, 4'6"? Jesus.

At one point, the wench tries to line the whole freaking band up PERFECTLY. She comes through, and I'm walking about an inch in front of the right-most person. She grabs me by the collar of the shirt until I line up with the girl, and says "You're not lined up right. Line up." How the shit am I supposed to do that if I'm not allowed to move my eyeballs? You whore.

The school lunches are still nasty. They taste like a mixture of horse meat and rat testicles. Not that I would know what that tastes like, rofl. My friend ordered some milk from the school today and she checked the expiration date on the package because she said it "tasted so gross". Guess what?
 
 
THE FUCKING EXPIRATION DATE WAS AUGUST 26. Of this year.

Do they sell this bullshit at every school or what?
 
 
feeling //: crappy
 
 
Melissa
12 September 2008 @ 06:43 pm
YES, THAT'S RIGHT, INNER MELISSA. Two entries in one day? Holy crap, I'm loaded.

Anyways, like I said earlier, I hate the damn school lunches. I'd much rather eat a possum with rabies than the "food" they serve at my school. It's sickening; half of the crap they give out to students isn't even half-cooked, and the hamburgers are always raw and shit. It's gross, I tell you!

And the fucking chocolate milk there isn't chocolate, either. It's plain old white milk packaged in a "Chocolate Milk -- With 95% More Calcium" carton. Give me a break.

Don't even get me started on their chicken nuggets that they serve every Wednesday or so. My friends all jokingly call them the Chicken Sluggets, although Yoko coined that phrase and she never uses it anymore. They are all gross and they look moldy, and when you take the whatever-the-fuck-it-is off of the nuggets, there's mystery meat inside! Joy!

Seriously. We need a riot or something.

EDIT: Holy shit, I just got a jumbo box of those Dots candy things.
EDIT2: I'll edit this again when I finish fishing out all the red and orange ones.
EDIT3: Done eating, and the journal has a new name: Sakuranbo Kiss! :3 Personally I wasn't a big fan of Musou Uta anyways...
 
 
location //: Home
feeling //: indifferent
music //: Love Destiny
 
 
Melissa
12 September 2008 @ 05:13 pm
Happy now?

Yesterday we took a stupid male reproduction system test. Go me, go me. I failed. No, I didn't! I actually got an 17 out of 21 (yes!) which was at least 11 points higher than what I wanted expected. Let me say something now: I HATE THE FRICKING MALE REPRODUCTION SYSTEM. Not the guys themselves; but what we studied was confusing. Half the time I was like "Huh...?"

The school's lunch is so fucking nasty, I would eat a paper bag before considering eating the slop they call "food". Which is why I bring my lunch every day because I can't stand the maggots they serve and call "rice". (no, they're not maggots... but maggots would be better tasting)

Livejournal is STILL confusing, although I've gotten the hang of posting and things like that. o_o

Oh snap, I forgot my homework at school again... dammit. And they don't let us do our homework in homeroom, either. That's when we read. Fucking idiots, isn't that what homeroom is for?

Also, band is fucking hell. They make us march (that's not so bad) and we've been stuck playing the same song since March of last year. MARCH!! Look, I'm sick of playing that song, can we PLEAAAASE get a new one!? Sadly, no, since we have to play it in the Christmas parade (November 22... honestly, why hold a Christmas parade in November?). We've got this stupid whore student teacher who is ALWAYS FUCKING NAGGING the trombones and stuff. not that I care, because I play clarinet

"Hold your trombone up straight! Yeah, I'm talking to you too, trumpets!"

"You're at attention! You shouldn't be moving!"

"Hey, you! Suck your stomach in! Suck it in more!!"

"Look professional!"

"Look professional, band!"

"HEY YOU! LOOK PROFESSIONAL!!!"

"LOOK PROFESSIONAL NAO R ELS WORLD ENDS!"

Look lady, we're not professional, therefore you should shut the hell up. She is always telling us that we're doing something wrong, like we're out of step or something when we're not. Jesus, maybe I don't want to march with my freaking shoulder blades touching, taking itty-bitty little cheerleader steps because you say our glutes must be tight, and sucking my stomach in so much that my intestines are rubbing against my fucking backbone!

I fucking hate her because she's always, ALWAYS expecting us to look like a band that hasn't been practicing for only about a year. Whore. Just because she teaches college students doesn't mean she can expect that level of skill out of us ninth graders. Fucking retard.

Not like the regular teachers are much better. The assistant director is just as bad, thinking that while marching you can't move your freaking torso, or move your eyeballs, or stay less than 4 steps behind the person in front of you! God! He practically FORCES you to stare at something in front of you! He expects us to stay in line with the person on the right, but how can we do that if we can't move our eyes and LOOK, Sir Fagalot?

I want to quit, but I can't until next year. D: Dammit.

EDIT: Fuck, why does Livejournal have to have so many fricking moods? Jeez! I'm putting in a custom mood set right now, should be up in a few.
EDIT2: Up now! :D
 
 
location //: At the library
feeling //: forgetful
music //: Musou Uta
 
 
Melissa
08 September 2008 @ 07:14 pm
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S ZANTEIOU! GET IN THE CAR!

I fucking hate that meme. It's almost as stupid as that Mudkips meme, which is OVER 9000 times the national stupid limit. Not that there is one. I wanted to rant about something, but I forgot. Oh yes. I mentioned Zanteiou for a reason. Today I started rotating the seventh page around a forum, and got everyone there to freak out. Kudos to Maboroshi for writing the following summary.

SPOILERS (Zanteiou-e) )

>:3 WHERE'S YOUR INNOCENT SHOUJO MANGA NOW?
 
 
location //: Home
feeling //: lolretard
music //: Vampire
 
 
Melissa
05 September 2008 @ 05:00 pm
Seriously, shut up about my art.

I like to draw, you know? And I always draw something that looks good to others. Well, I never think it's any good and I tell people who look at my drawings that it sucks and that it wasn't worth the time it took to draw it. They almost always come back with "No, this is good, this is good." I always say "No it's not." Then they insist that it's good/pretty/whatever, and I hate it.

Firstly, I never brag, and when I do, it's very subtle. I don't run around shoving my sketchbook into people's faces, going "HEY LOOK AT MY ART AND APPRECIATE IT!" No. I hate when people take ONE LOOK at my art and tell me, right off the bat, "oh, it's good.." or "oh that's cute!" Cut me a break.

My art has room for improvement. LOTS of improvement. Nobody who looks at it tells me what can be improved, flaws in my anatomy, etc. No, all I get are the typical three-word responses, or occasionally a fangirl speech. I want critiques so badly I'd be willing to draw for so long that my wrists would be killing me.

If only people would take more than 3 seconds to point out errors, then I would be happy.
 
 
location //: home
feeling //: I'm friggin' starving! ;_;
music //: Scarlet
 
 
Melissa
04 September 2008 @ 04:49 pm
I want to talk about computer classes at my school. It sucks. I don't wanna type dumb packets of typing. I wanna do webdesign stuff, like the class description said. T_T I'm going to complain to my teacher. One day, I will finish before all the computer-stupid people and people being stuck with Microsoft Word instructions. T_T; THEY WON'T LET ME HAND CODE!! ;_; I was talking with my teacher about it, and he's all saying how we HAVE to use Frontpage and Dreamweaver. >_>

I wondered why all of LiveJournal's good themes are for upgraded members only. So what if I dun have the money to pay for a friggin' upgrade? God!

To my day again. We have sex ed for the next few weeks, and I might note that my friend Kaze gets over-sentimental about things like that. Today we had our first class (7th period, THANK GOD) and my friend and I made a mad marathon dash for the desks in the back of the room. I, already having learned everything from Lise/Carsie, didn't care much about the whole thing and proceeded to doodle a Tamaki Shoopdawoop on my paper.

As the lesson started everyone began taking notes from the overhead (except me and Kaze, rofl). I wasn't interested, took out my sketchbook, and started working on clothing folds in Mamoru ga Otousan (read: Overseeing). Kaze looked pretty friggin pale. Near the end Kaze was trying not to throw up, I was working on The Shortest Ouran Doujin Ever, and the teacher passed out friggin' samples of TEH ULTIMATE BIRTH CONTROL!! :DDD

Well I didn't give two shits and put it in my binder. Kaze wouldn't touch hers, so the teacher just put it on her desk. One of the girls in the class denied getting one but the teacher practically blackmailed her into taking it. Then one girl asked the Ultimate Question.

"What do we do if our sex partner is a different species?"

Kaze ran out the door and BLARFed in the hallway.

THE END. Comment if you have the time.
NOTES AND SHIZ:
The Shortest Ouran Doujin Ever is
a small project that my friends and I
are working on. So far I have the first
page done. Bleh. ><
 
 
location //: Mah house >:
feeling //: artistic
music //: Magical Hacker Kuru! Kuru! Risk (that song is ANNOYING ><)
 
 
 
 

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